Realm Makers 2016 - Final Day - Nerfaggeddon
Captain's Log, Conference Date 20163007. Today was a test of endurance. Sleep deprivation techniques by an alien mind probe woke me up far too soon, followed by a mild cold. However MedBay prescribed a sustained treatment of DayQuill and Coffee that kept me going, if somewhat in a fog. The morning started off by attending a spiritual discussion led by the esteemed Steve Laube. This talk centered around waiting on god and asking a single question four ways. What are you waiting for? (A group of beings known as Grammaticals, grew agitated when this question was asked, but they were mollified by a quick reference to an obscure style guide reference). This question was altered to show how the emphasis would change the meaning: 1. What are you WAITING for? - This signified the agony of impatience. A reminder that while we may be in a hurry, God is not. 2. What are YOU waiting for? - Signifying the futility of self-reliance. We stick to our pride and resist putting ...